Guess Pa's Present: It's a 'Fo-away!

Pa gave The Sheriff a present!

Pa & Me

This thing here:

What is this thing and what do you use it for?

The Sheriff thinks it's a cattle brand!

 

Brandin' her own hand?

 What in tarnation??

What is this thing and what do you use it for?

No cheatin', now, The Sheriff wants everyone to play according to Hoyle.  

Most entertaining, side-splittin' answer wins one fine prize...your choice of any vegan cookbook on amazon under $13 buckeroos and must also be eligible for "Amazon Prime."  The Sheriff has his limits!

These should get your juices flowin...

Vegan Sandwiches Save the Day by Tami Noyes & Celine Steen

 The Complete Guide to Vegan Food Substitutions by Joni Marie Newman & Celine Steen

Artisan Vegan Cheese by Miyoko Schinner

Let Them Eat Vegan by Dreena Burton

The Urban Vegan by Dynise Balcavage

Vegan Cupcakes, Vegan Pies,Vegan Cookies, etc. by Isa & Terry
Fresh From the Vegan Slow Cooker by Robin Robertson
Nonna's Italian Kitchen by Bryanna Clark-Grogan

Tall hog at the trough wins! Show The Sheriff you got more under your shirt than sweat!

Leave a comment on this post with your tallest tale of what this thing is and what the heck it's for and The Sheriff will pick the one he fancies best by 11:59 p.m. Tuesday October 30th.  We'll see about Miss Sandy and if we've got 'lectricity on the Homestead, o' course, but she should be all dried up by then.
This contest is for U.S. shipping only, but The Sheriff wants to hear from all our friends!

The Sheriff's got himself a winner! It was tight scroungin'* but greyout's macabre tale of the "man brand" wins it!  The Sheriff's emailin' ya now,  greyout, and congratulations!

The Sheriff's hopin' Sandy's a toad strangler* and not a tornado!

Homesteadin' it October 1st through October 31st, 2012

*toad strangler=heavy rain

*tight scroungin'= tight squeezing, something difficult to accomplish