Friday, November 29, 2013

Trader Joe's Turkey-Less Stuffed Roast to the Rescue!

So, a week ago I made a desperate Trader Joe's run in search of their vegan vanilla ice cream (which is amazing) and which they had been sold out of for the first two weeks of November (my poor husband was the victim on those runs).


Peter answered and emphatically encouraged me to put all three quarts of the remaining ice cream on hold, for pick up asap.

I can follow directions.

I like the new spelling of my name.

I secured the product in triplicate! 

And, previous, to this trip, while recently perusing Trader Joe's (super handy and fun) Vegan Product List, I noticed they offered a *new* *vegan* *Thanksgiving/Holiday* *roast.* OH YES THEY DO. I thought in all caps: THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY ON EARTH THEY WILL ALSO HAVE THE VEGAN STUFFED HOLIDAY ROAST IN STOCK THE WEEK BEFORE THANKSGIVING. 
(The ice cream debacle may have made me a little hypervigilant.)

 LOOK! THERE SHE IS! Note the cute "V" (lower left).
I also procured a jarred Cranberry Sauce so I wouldn't have to make one.

 And I needed a little more of the delicious and reasonably priced 10-year Balsamic Vinegar (of Modena). That's the only kind you should buy.

And I was buggered that my camera was behaving strangely during this shoot. I finally figured out (afterwards and much too late, of course) that it was still set to manual (I had been playing with it days before and left it in the manual setting). That explains the iso of 3200 in this shot. Big duh. Sorry guys!

Anyway, back to our story. So, yes, the ice cream and the holiday roast...

SO, I stayed back from Thanksgiving travel to work on my book, develop some recipes,and do some other things (more writing).

As other cookbook authors will tell you, when you're writing and developing recipes, you don't have the time or inclination to make a whole meal. It's one of those good problems.

On Wednesday, I was in pie development mode, and I made a pie. But that's all I made. So, yup. Nothing left over from that but pie. I didn't even eat the pie, a slice of the pie or even a bite of the pie. I thought I might bring it somewhere or something plus I didn't want pie on Wednesday (through no fault of the pie).

This is what I ate yesterday, on Thanksgiving:
Yes, it's a potential book recipe, but seriously!

OK, so today, I was really feeling like I HAD to eat some Thanksgiving type feast meal.

I remembered the Trader Joe's Turkey-less Stuffed Roasts in my freezer. And the Brussels sprouts and the cranberry sauce. And, the rolls (I know).

I thought you guys might like to know how the frozen, super convenient and VEGAN roasts tasted, right? Right?

Well, let's start by opening up the bag.
Here's the bag.

All the directions say to do is heat the frozen roasts at 450 for 25 to 30 minutes. SO EASY.

OK, so I was a *little* taken aback by how tiny they seemed. 
Those are the gravy packets that are wrapped.

So, I baked the roasts (both of them, since they seemed so tiny and I was really hungry) and I heated up the gravy on the stove top, and I made some Brussels sprouts (a book recipe, they are SO good) and I opened the jar of cranberry sauce and I stuck some of my rolls in the oven.

Here's what I ate tonight:

And, OH MY WORD was that roast ever delicious! It *really* tasted like chicken (in a good way), the texture was spot-on (juicy yet crisp-tender, perfect!) and the stuffing was flavorful. 
And one was plenty.

It did not, in *any* way at all, need the ferociously foul smelling gravy.
The gravy looks fine, but smelled atrocious. There was no way I was going to put that in my mouth.
I'm not sure what they did to the gravy, but I do not recommend you eat it (just chuck it, sorry, TJ's!). Next time, just do a mushroom gravy, OK, guys?

Since today was Black Friday, I also went to the library and bought two cookbooks from the library cart for $1.50:
I love dated cookbooks.

And here's a crazy cat video for you:
It's all upside down and stuff. I KNOW! Sorry. 
I'm not really having luck with the photos and the videos this weekend!

However, my friend Michael had me covered...

Thanksgiving Turkey and Pilgrim by my old collegue and artist friend,
Michael Wintering, LPC, ATR-BC (Board Certified Art Therapist).
Media: Electronic Wacom Intuos Digital Drawing Pad.

Hope you all had a wonderful holiday!


  1. Somebody needs to import those roasts to Germany, asap! happy belated Thanksgiving.

    1. Right? Happy belated Thanksgiving to you, too!

  2. I had no idea about that vanilla ice cream; now I know what to do with that bottle of root beer that's been languishing in my fridge.

    I just tried the Field Roast Celebration Roast for the first time and I really enjoyed it. Probably because it tasted like familiar vegan foods and not like meat. I'm assuming your gravy stunk because they tried to make it "meaty."

    1. The TJs vegan vanilla (and cherry chip!!) ice creams are amazing, you'll love them!

      The gravy just smelled foul,I'm not sure why, or if it was just my own sensibilities. The ingredients are all recognizable, vegan whole foods and I eat them all (TJs is good about using recognizable ingredients in their convenience foods), so it must have just been the combination that got me.

      Needless, the roasts did not need the gravy at all and were great with the cranberry sauce!

      Let me know if you try it!

    2. Today as I was checking out at Trader Joe's, I was offered a free Turkey-less Roast. They ordered too many. How awesome is that?!???

    3. That's REALLY awesome! I don't know why they wouldn't just hold onto them and keep them in stock, it's not like they *have* to be eaten on a certain day or something, but all the better for you, JAS!